Beware the man....#4

One ex boyfriend I had used to share a room with his brother. It consisted of two single beds separated by a large dresser in the middle. The first time I slept over his brother spent the night in the living room so that we could have some privacy.

My boyfriend and I spent the night having sex on the floor as there was not enough room for both of us on the single bed. Plus the mattress would squeak with every tiny movement. It would have been an enjoyable evening bar the fact I needed to let out a fart the entire time. We had not built up enough of a relationship where I was able to do this freely so instead I spent the night with stomach cramps.

The family flat was so small that even if I went to the bathroom to release there was a large possibility somebody would hear or even smell it. To make matters worse his favourite position was Doggy Style which was just dangerous considering my situation.

I left early the next morning as the pain had become too much. Walking down the street I tried to push it out. For something that was so keen earlier to escape it was doing a mighty good job of staying put.

I had to travel on a bumpy bus for forty five minutes. Half n hour into it I thought I'd make it home safe. I was wrong. I felt incredibly sick and had to get off right then. Not before letting out an uncontrollable burp in front of a bus packed full of people. 

I then threw up over a wall along a busy road.

Lesson learned: Beware the man....who doesn't have enough space for you to fart.

Robbin da Good

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